Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

tiggo bittes

another way to say biggo titties

That girl has some tiggo bittes

by Derrick Sullivan May 3, 2006

Bethesda'ed

Bethesda'ed - (v). be-the-z-dah-ed.
(1). To take a well established and popular license only to rape the shit ouf it.

Hey Matt, did you see the new Star Wars prequels? Yeah dude; Lucas totally Bethesda'ed that shit man!

by Orr September 25, 2006

better run bitch

When you have to run as fast as you can from someone who is going to kick your ass

1. "Hey I fucked your girlfriend yesterday." "Brb!" "What?" " Better Run Bitch!!!"

by Sorry mate August 24, 2015

Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.

"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."

by erinn windsor April 16, 2009

i can do it better

"i can do it better" is something someone would say before they try to perfect what you were doing but fail miserably

looks like they're really good at that, i bet i can do it better

by i can do it better May 14, 2016