beelz

To freak out, often in a comical manner.

Etymology: From Baal, one of the false gods of the Old Testament, and from, later, Beelzebub. First used as a synonym for freak out around 1980 in Southwestern Ontario, possibly in the area of Sarnia, a border city of some 75000 people.

Annie beelzed when she found out someone put too much tabasco in her chicken soup.

Tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.

by Charles Dalmas March 6, 2007

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

bagelwich

A sandwich with bagel bread used instead of plain bread.

Jorge: Aw man, I just made an awesome bagelwich.
James: What the hell is a bagelwich?
Jorge: A sandwich with bagel bread, duh.
James: o i c

by Trapt December 9, 2008

bagelly

When you are feeling in the mood for a bagel with a good helping of cream cheese.

"I'm feeling bagelly today."

by crystalizationn March 9, 2009

Bagel In My Wagel

When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.

Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!

by Kelloismyname December 11, 2010

bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011