Benchie

A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."

"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"

by Ennie March 6, 2014

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 28, 2020

Party bench

When playing Disc Golf many players like to use recreational drugs. When you are playing disc golf and everyone starts to sit down on a bench it is very likely that you are about to get high as fuck.

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit down after playing a few holes of disc golf

Disc golf player 1 Busts out a bag of dank nugs
Disc golf player 2 takes out bowl piece

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit on the party bench and toke the ganj

by Party bench all day March 26, 2010

Bench Racing

Racing cars you dont own or probably never will.

Mostly honda owners

Hey that cts v will smoke your car for sure or the gtr bench racing

by evo guy September 14, 2011

beechy

is amazing cool and funnny and has loads of 3 somes and woooohh is fucking seexxxxyy!

girl 1: i had a 3 some last night
girl2: oh my god, what a beechy!

by blonde bitchyyy beech tree August 31, 2010

Shalene Beech

An Epic person who is epic and nice and one of the best people ever

Ex)"God Damn it Shay" Said Mitch the Bitch
That is a good example of Shalene Beech

by Knomez April 7, 2009

benchmarks

Numeric ratings of a computers performance that can, to some extent be tweaked to give the results you want. Often used in forums to 'prove' that someones chosen product is the best

l33t forum user: I added a 3000 megacycle wonderdongle to my picturemaker and my benchmark is now 2837.
another l33t forum user: wtf rotfl @ l33t forum user!11

by itsjazzy March 21, 2004