beaver monkey

Sexually active lesbian.
Aggressive homosexual female.

When going to Vixen in Provincetown, the beaver monkeys were all over the fresh meat.

by TekLust January 1, 2008

beaveriffic

The combination of "beaver" and "teriffic" meaning the obvious.

Damn, dude! That chick's pussy was beaveriffic!

by 04011950 November 13, 2010

Wooly beaver

Hairy vagina. Slightly hairly. The texture of steel wool.

"That was one hell of a wooly beaver"
"Recycle. Save the Wooly beavers!"

by Tim Nagle July 2, 2006

Bangin' Beaver

Fucking; having sex.

Instead of staying home on the weekends playing his XBOX tapes, Joe should be out on the town bangin' beaver.

by The Objective September 18, 2010

porch beaver

1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).

Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."

by bbweee January 1, 2006

Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.

Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Bloody Beaver

A Bloody Beaver is what you would call a woman who is on her period.

hey Mike, I went to sleep with your mom last night but she was a bloody beaver.

by Jeffry17 March 6, 2010