Barry Slap

Using your Penis to slap someone or something.

"that guys deserves a barry slap"

"we barry slapped her face till it was raw"

"shut up Jolly or I will wip out my dick and barry slap you up good."

by Barry Slapper October 18, 2008

dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

batty burglar

a homosexual/gay male human.

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"

by chewbacca June 19, 2006

Barry Aldridge

A fictional internet character created by music mogul Simon Cowell and Endamol the producers of UK big Brother.

Barry Aldridge is played by the actor known as Brett Willis an 25 year old actor from Forest Hill, South London.

Youtube Partner, search BarryAldridge on youtube to see his video content. Barry is renowned for his ability to be a halfwit and brilliant at the same time.

Dude: OMG did you see that Barry Aldridge video where he talked about having a dream of a dude sticking a ukulele up his ass.

Guy: Woah really I liked the one where he danced to Walk This Way by Areosmith acting like a complete tool... it was such a Barry Aldridge moment!

Dude: But a UKULELE UP HIS ASS (Sideways) and he puts that shit on the web, must be Simons influence!

by Trevor Reiger of UTubeDrama April 27, 2009

BATR

A Five Piece Local Band From Stoke On Trent. There songs include some proper beefy riffs.

Corbs: 'I'm Gonna See BATR Tonight. Those fitties.'

Dan Bran: 'Them brootal boys are my heroes!'

by Squeaky Door May 19, 2009

Barry Bonds

One of the two symbols of everything wrong with the game today, and why it will never be good again. He symbolizes cheating (steroids, body armor), selfishness, player arrogance/entitlement, disrespect for the game and fans, and has been all but utterly forgotten by fans since his ostracism only a couple years ago, unlike Ruth, who's still forever endeared into the hearts of our entire nation by children who can't even walk yet. Unofficially, he is never ever regarded as the top home run leader of all time, and has a home run ball in the hall of fame with an asterisk on it.

The other symbol being Alex Rodriguez, symbol of player greed and free agency gone mad, but is trying to complete the circle jerk by being like Barry Bonds and wants the title of all-time asshole all for himself, he is well on his way.

Albert Pujols is our only hope.

Baseball Fan 1: I was reading the all time homerun list in Baseball Reference the other day, and saw this guy named Barry Bonds was at the top.

Baseball Fan 2: Barry who? Must be a typo, everyone knows it's Hank Aaron.

by stevensw July 8, 2010

Barrying

When someone comes up with the biggest pile of ballshit the world has ever seen. Invented By Mathew Barry. Barrying can only be used to describe continuous amounts of ball shit that makes their breath smell like a baby elephants rectum.

Simple term - lying

An example of Barrying is 'I do not play world of warcraft!' or 'Did you know when monkeys fart it actually releases a highly toxic substance that causes 'ALIENS TO TAKE OVER HIS BODY!!!! WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!! THEYRE FIRING XRAY BEAMS OUTB OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPER CORES!! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM!!! KAPEWPEW KAPLOWY PEW PEW KAPLOWY!! DOCTOR WE NEED YOU TO DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB!! ALL IN A DAYS WORK!!!!

by stonedemofish May 26, 2010