"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
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(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
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The act of hopping threw someone's window wearing a DC outfit and have sex with everyone while also juggling chainsaws, but everyone must be asleep.
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Get the The BamBam Batman mug.A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.
Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.
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Get the batman mug.A definition mainly limited to North-Western England (specifically Carlisle), "Bateman" is a male of legendary status in the lady pulling department. From "Daniel Baty" or "Bateman", whos record pulls in the 2005-2006 season are unlikely to ever be bettered. The male in question usualy also has a MILF for a mother.
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