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Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.
I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.
by Bully_101 April 19, 2018
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Operation Dog Bark

When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.
That girl says she doesn’t swallow. What a waste. Time for operation dog bark.
by Adam Deming from Iowa July 15, 2023
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bark this spliff

Another way of saying suck my dick or fuck off
John: fucking around in class
teacher: ayo John bark this spliff bruv
John: sorry sir
by J1_6 September 22, 2023
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Barking Snail

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail
by bght33 July 24, 2020
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Barked

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.
*sends video of obama*
Person 1: DUDE WTF YOU BARKED ME NOT FUNNY!!!
Person 2: no very funny
by HelloHimemememem May 12, 2021
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barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment
Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.
by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010
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that's my bark to peel

The phrase "that's my bark to peel" refers to an artistic concept wherein an artist is to decide the meaning and content of their art. It can also be used in a similar way to "that's my axe to grind", meaning that it's your business to deal with.

"That's my bark to peel" as in "that's my art to create", "that's my bark to peel" as in "I dictate the meaning of my piece". In some ways this idiom can lie directly contrary to the artistic concept of The Death of the Author, a concept which has the viewer as the decider on the pieces meaning.

This idiom was created by Canadian writers Andy Zuliani and Cassie Mifflin based off Mifflin's short story "Cold Pudding and the Last Great Maritimer" wherein she included a line after her bark was stolen by artist Ruben Moller where she said "That's my bark to peel". Andy would then go on to coin the phrase's meaning while discussing her work and then further what that moment meant, telling her that "If a professor is ever making you tear apart your work more than you'd like, just tell them 'that's my bark to peel.'"
Andy: "If a professor is ever making you tear apart your work more than you'd like, just tell them 'that's my bark to peel.'"
by Dracyan June 13, 2024
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