terry pretzel baker

A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself

I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited

by D Punch July 30, 2018

Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.

Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.

by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021

Baberaham Lincoln

Your hot girlfriend who is also a President.

Dude, Zardari's wife was a total Baberaham Lincoln; too bad she was shot in the neck and chest and blown to bits and pieces.

by hhaim yankel January 21, 2010

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent December 27, 2007

master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

bakersfield

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

by Random May 21, 2004