Master Bait

When you go to whack and your parents managed to find a pattern and are now sneaking like old ninjas outside your door to catch you, and to cause immense embarrassment to the point of possible fatality.

Sean: Dude did you hear about Jon?
Cary: Yeah, he got master baited. Hes still recovering from attempted suicide.
Jimmy: I dont blame him.

by PsuedoKnight69 November 15, 2015

Hate Bait

Saying something around someone who has a hair trigger to purposely get them started. Another word for Trolling.

Wait until you see my facebook status it's totally Hate Bait!
hatebaithatertrollingfacebookstatushatebaithaitbait

by Colene A Lacy November 29, 2010

Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

Bait the Fatty

Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.

I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!

by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009

hoodie bait

When a hoodie is just soft enough, just warm enough, and smells just enough like cologne that you forget that there's another male inside of it.

Male 1: "Yeah, I dunno. He wrapped his arms around me and started sniffing at my shoulder."

Male 2: "Seriously? Is he gay or something?"

Male 1: "Nah, I think it was just the hoodie bait."

by BreezePuppy March 10, 2010

Radar Bait

During vehicle travel, especially on highways or freeways, any vehicle which is driving faster that you, either behind or in front, which can be used as protection against getting written up for a radar speed violation. The theory being that the "radar bait" vehicle would be written up rather than you. If if you are also exceeding the posted speed limit.

We'll follow the Ford which passed us; He'll be the radar bait! radar radar bait freeway highway vehicle

by SUMP May 6, 2014

lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.

Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?

by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013