Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

Bumper

Someone who needs to be destroyed

Get the bumper before it causes harm

by Banige September 11, 2023

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

Bumper locking

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".

If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.

by TI Satan November 24, 2022

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.

Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.

by Dick Rude February 9, 2025