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Brandon

sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.
Brandon , wow , what a man.
by pplover3000 July 19, 2018
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Brandon

A cum-guzzling cunt.
Brandon, that guy you love to hate.
by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015
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Brandon

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.
Ew, look at how Brandon he is
by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016
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Brandon

Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!
by chelsea's man December 14, 2010
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brandon

someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's
brandon
by vhgj April 17, 2011
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Brandon

a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.
by say what i wanna what now!! September 30, 2011
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Brandon

Brandon is born rotted. He is always rotted, and always be rotted.
Me: Brandon, you look rotted.
Brandon: That's just my face.
Me: You must have been born rotted.
by mahniggabitch<3 January 17, 2014
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