Taint Brush

When you run around for 10 minutes, get all nice and sweaty, then rub your sweat soaked hairy balls on someone's face.
He just gave his passed out friend the taint brush.
by capster78@aol.com July 14, 2018
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Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice
Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!
by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017
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brush me aside

to not give someone or something serious consideration.
you can't just call me crazy and brush me aside.
by annekke April 22, 2017
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scroty brush

A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.
My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wife’s hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, it’s now my scroty brush.
by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022
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I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 18, 2022
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grum brush

To be used in place of any word that you just can’t remember.
“Fuck! Where’s my grum brush?”
Sorry I was late for work, I forgot my grum brush at home!”
by Grumbrushluver456 July 10, 2021
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