Brexit tackle

A bone crunching, earth shaking, proper English geezer tackle. This tackle does not care about human life or care about the consequences, this tackle must be given a criminal charge afterwards.

Nick crunched that Cameron Twat who wouldn’t stop doing Antony spins. The tackle was highly compared to the legendary Brexit tackle.

by Proper.Brexit.Geezer July 20, 2023

naval breaker

It's when you receive a clothes gift from a friend or family member, that just didn't realize that you were 10 times smaller the last time you saw them. (Normally from that distant friend or relative you see once a decade)

Aunt June sent me a Naval Breaker for Christmas, it's practically a sports bra!

by Missi Long November 6, 2006

Rusty Breadknife

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.

Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."

by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013

jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

Swedish breeze

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.

Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.

by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015

T Breezy

Taco Bell

Your mom: I want Taco Bell
The janitor: I want some Taco Bell
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bell

Me: Lemme get dat T Breezy

by CreeMah February 16, 2020

Matilda Brewe

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.

"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021

by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021