The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.
by redPooka September 2, 2012
Get the disclaimer blindness mug.1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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Get the blind romance mug.My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.
I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
by le0pard1 September 30, 2013
Get the Show Blind mug.When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
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Get the Self-blinded mug.When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
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