A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
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The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
by DeviousFudge December 3, 2010
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The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.
This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00
This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00
This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
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Check out their first three albums: "Behind the Front", "Bridging the Gap", and "Elephunk".
Check out their first three albums: "Behind the Front", "Bridging the Gap", and "Elephunk".
The Black Eyed Peas used to be very good, but now they make stuff like "My Humps" and "Boom Boom Pow".
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Get the Black Pilled mug.Black timbs are made for dudes who don’t give a fuck about his or other people’s lives. Those people know only few things, how to rob,steal n kill, black timbs are even worse than black af 1’s. If you see mf steppin around in those boots yall better run and don’t look back. Dudes in black timbs can fight 10x better than any other streetniggas around and they are mostly buff af too because of the boredom in jail n such other institutes.
Ryan- ain’t that the dude who boosted your whip
Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
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