batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

Batman bin Suparman

Batman bin Suparman is a 23-year old Javanese man who has a freaking awesome name. If you don't think it's awesome, then you must be EXTREMELY delusional. Unfortunately for him, he was arrested and imprisoned in Singapore for attempt of robbery.

Jeffy: Have you heard of Batman bin Suparman?
Mario: I don't like his name.
Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?!

by BleachedSpaghettiYT October 16, 2017

Batemas

masturbation, bating, bate, jacking off, jerking off,

definition: Christmas for bators. A celebration of things relating masturbating(bating).

I got some lube for Batemas this year.

by bateworld December 22, 2018

Baltimoron

Someone who spends their entire life in the same city block or neighborhood of "The Greatest City in America." It may be a shithole, but it's home... Hon.

True Baltimorons can't eat crabs without a pitcher of Natty Boh.

by RealMcRoy August 5, 2019

Batman

A crime fighting rich boy, that beats the ever loving shit out of mentally ill people in dark always.

Batman beat the shit out of my drug addict brother last knight!

by Hob Nobben October 22, 2019

Baltimore Antenna

When a paperclip is jammed in the coax input on the back of an LCD TV to pull in local networks over the air.

Ma didn't pay the cable bill so I guess we're using a Baltimore Antenna this month.

by RainKitsune November 6, 2019

bakima

A Bakima is a gorgeous GODDESSS who is funny,nice kind and fun to be around. A Bakima is a bad bitch so you need to be extremely careful and not get on her bad side because you don’t want to mess with her. A Bakima is also caring and loyal so if a Bakima gives you her heart don’t break it.

Omg is that a Bakima?!! Bakima HAIII GURLLL

by Bianca W June 7, 2020