whore basket

1. A basket which a whore may sit in
2. A derogatory name akin to whore bag

Toni is such a whore basket

by Jordanzorz November 17, 2006

weinie basket

An adjective used to describe a dumbass, annoying person, or someone you just don't like!

God dude shut up you're such a weinie basket!

by Bridget nad Lauren December 26, 2004

Hoss Basket

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, the Hoss Basket is the yellow basket placed in front of the Hoss Stand.

Scott just cant seem to find the Hoss Basket tonight.

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

Waste-basket

The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:

1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you

2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work

3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper

I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"

Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."

Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.

by SyKnEsS 1 March 19, 2011

easter basket

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.

I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.

by Cap16 July 16, 2008

Muffin Basket

When a girl is wearing a short top that exposes her stomach, and wearing a tight skirt or jeans - where the fat rolls over the top of the jeans or skirt, is called the Muffin Basket.

Damn Jerry - that girls got a muffin basket the size of your car!

by Nick from hTown September 14, 2008

Bread Basket

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009