The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!

The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

Poo bar

A low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.

-"Hey man you got any weed to sell me?"

-"sorry man i've only got poo bar."

by seniorsack August 24, 2009

No Holes Barred

When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.

She got boned in all holes last night.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

breeder bar

1. A derogatory word that some homosexual people use to describe a bar serving predominantly heterosexuals.

2. A bar straight people go to to find a one-night-stand.

"Holeeee! Look at all the str8s lined up at that breeder bar! Must be new..."

by wommin July 6, 2006

Gay Bar

really fun song by Electric 6.

"You! I wanna take you to a gay bar. I wanna take you to a gay bar. Gay bar, gay bar, Gay Bar."

by The Bittie July 5, 2006

Granola Bar

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

by EatAnytime December 13, 2017

Barred For Life

The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.

Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021