Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010

awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

Awkward Muslim

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

by FremdeLeute March 22, 2011

Awkward Oyster

The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.

Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.

by e to the pi i plus one equals December 7, 2009

Awkward af

When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward

It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.

by Therod6969 February 11, 2018

Awkward Flask

Anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the "awkward flask". This is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscrewing the lid and then taking a swig. Note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you'd get just totally smashed. Like your mom for example. Anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.

" You know I totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real I'd be an alcoholic"

chick: "so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction"
dude: *pulls out awkward flask*

by LKTB November 12, 2009