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Alabama Avalanche

The act of cumming in your girlfriends vagina so much that it creates a mountain of jizz.
Hey man me and my girl made an Alabama Avalanche last night.
by Death is fun December 7, 2018
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colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.
Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.
by saltybirdman September 9, 2019
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african avalanche

When during the act of sky diving you are also dressed as any form of safari animal.
Last Sunday I did an African avalanche with Becky. It was so much fun! She's the zebra to my giraffe!!!
by The street sleeper November 16, 2019
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Siberian Avalanche

A move performed during intercourse where the male ejaculated into the females mouth and right after doing so he shoves his penis down her throat causing her to gag/vomit the cum back onto his penis using it as lube. He then inserts his penis back into the women to continue intercourse.
Yo bro I did the Siberian avalanche with Holly last night, shit was dirty.
by Pistols_ April 30, 2020
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The avatar effect

Based on the the rise, plunge And forgotten popularity of the movie avatar. An Instance when something, especially media,(film, tv, music, book, game, etc), becomes the biggest thing in the world and then vanishes just as quickly with little or no cultural legacy or lasting footprint.
Mary thought avacado toast was the biggest thing ever and ate it all the time, but then the avatar effect happened and now a year later she never eats that and barely remembers that was her thing once.
by V date May 28, 2020
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Ky(avacany on TT)

The best person alive, my best friend, my lover, and my soulmate. They make me so happy, I get butterflies whenever I think of them, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Eryn is in love with Ky(avacany on TT).
by erween January 22, 2022
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Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
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