Antisamitism

Anti-SAM-itism is prejudice or discrimination of any kind towards retail workers of Wal-Mart or Sam's club chains. It differs from the lack of respect paid to hookers and pizza delivery boys in that its rooted in a deep seeded hate for the company or its business practices. Antisamitism involves deliberate vandalism of Wal-Mart or Sam's club property such as damaging buggies, defecating in sinks and urinals, and also verbal abuse of associates often accompanied with threats of physical abuse.

No, Timmy, thats just plain old Antisamitism, he had no right to call you those things, but in the future you might want to lose the scarf and hello kitty pocket book. Now dry your eyes and go sweep the lot for loose change.

by socialpanic March 7, 2011

Socialising the antisocial way

socialising by talking to people over the internet

nah, i think i might stay home and do some socialising the antisocial way

by SuPeRSTar101019992 April 24, 2011

Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only

Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

Autistic

Autistic people are hella smart we’re not retarded over grown children you’re the retard for thinking retard is a noun not a verb

“Bro i’m autistic”
“How are all of your classes AP then??? What?!?”
“Someone doesn’t know what autism is”

by Raymond gaymond March 8, 2023

Kid Autism

Nickname/description of a young professional that has no idea how awkward they are in the workplace or other social settings. Frequently exhibited in technical fields such as engineering. Behaviors include: carrying on uncomfortable conversations, long-winded emails that talk in circles, stalking co-workers without making contact, staring at people, and peaking around corners.

Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.

The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.

Ollie: The other day 'Kid Autism' sneaked up on me and stood in the door of my cubical for 5 minutes staring at me until I happened to turn around. He said he didn't want to "bother me".

Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.

by Mr. Nakajima April 30, 2013

antispaming

The practice of sending credit card companies stuff that they don't want or need (such as coupons, or even other credit card offers that you get) using the pre-paid envelope they send you; harassing telemarketers when they call you; creating viruses that target only computers or e-mail accounts of spamers; contacting everyone and everything that might offer you something you don't want and telling them not to. Typically done as a way of entertaining yourself when you have small amounts of free time and nothing else to do. Includes the prevention in any way of any kind of advertisement.

Person A: why don't you just throw them away and ignore everything?
Person B: Because it's more fun to make an ass of myself. You should try antispaming too.

by John_the_WOTist May 15, 2003

Antisplash

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

by Mr Christo December 7, 2005