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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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autism kow

A sex act often used between irc cuckolds and anime bints where the bint bends over and starts nuzzling the pubic thatch of the nearest jew, upon successfully extracting crabs the cuckold fists the anus of the bint while the jew shout's endorsement as a suser
Woah check out that mad suser chanting at the autism kow those asshats doing
by DrNugget March 13, 2019
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autism

that dude is so david
david is very autism
by hqmbyrger August 27, 2022
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Autism Gooner Gang

A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.

Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG
Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"
by BadMage May 8, 2024
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Autism

Autism Spectrum disorder, or autism, is a mental disorder in which most cases a person has problems with social communication, as well as learning new things and paying attention. Lots of people on the internet joke about autism because they don’t understand exactly what autism is, or are just completely rude and oblivious. Not trying to point anyone out but there are these types of people in this world.

People on the spectrum not only have mental issues, but physical as well. In these cases, they are sensitive to sound and sometimes have tics. Very similar to ADHD but they still have a distinction.

At the time this is written, Autism has no cure. Even if there is, there is no “ONE SIZE FITS ALL” that will get rid of it immediately. Autism also has good advantages. In some cases, autistic people may be above average in intelligence, which is phenomenal when you think about it.

All and all, autism has its good and bad things. Despite what others say, autism can be a great thing. Sure, you stand out but it just means your special. Hence the slogan:

“Autism is not a disability, it’s a different ability”
Autism awareness month starts in April.
by Just a random :p March 16, 2023
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using autism as an insult

literally the worst thing you can ever do. shame on you if you do this, it is the lowest form of stupidity
asshole: "theyre so autistic"
not stupid people: "were you just using autism as an insult you little bitch"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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autism

Any discord server that a bunch of school students are in. That is the definition of autism.
We is autism boys. Lesgo.
by austizms November 26, 2023
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