My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Ate

To either

A. Consume food

B. To be so amazingly scrumptious at something that everyone likes you and they think you did a good job.

Jessica: Woah girl, you ate that!

Rae: Shut up Jessica, no one likes u :3

by Xeni_isbetter January 29, 2024

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

ate and left no crumbs

ate is when somebody "Ate and left no crumbs" which means they did exceptionally well and you are congratulating said person for their achievement

person 1: i got an A+ on the math test yesterday

person 2: yo you ate and left NO crumbs

by TheRealMarcoby October 11, 2025

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

ate your rubber dick aybd

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick

Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd

by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020