How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

what do you meme

A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture

Person:What’s what do you meme

Me:A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture

by Bruce splat December 31, 2017

Do you love moralis?

When a NFT Hit is about to happen you ask "Do you love moralis?" for good luck.

Oscar, Do you love Moralis?

Yea Ofc I LOVE Moralis.

by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023

do you got a warrant

a phrase used in place of asking for consent.

when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.

Johnny: *reaches to grab Amanda’s ass*
Amanda: yoyoyo...do you got a warrant?

by ted mundy February 08, 2020

Where do you live?

A Hebrew slang, for: You dont know what you talk about, you dont understand anything et cet.

A: I saw Brad Pitt last night!
b: Who is Brad Pitt?
A: Where do you live?

by Jobu14 November 22, 2005

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 06, 2018

do you like chicken

what teenage boys who can’t pull say to lesbians minding their own business

“I’m gonna say some annoying shit hold on.”
“Do you like chicken?”

by ilovemilfs23 January 23, 2021