armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

by spcrro October 7, 2025

Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.

Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.

by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024

Kieya Armstrong

she is a fine, sweetheart, nice, and fall in love fast , has a BIG butt

boy:"hey did you see that girl kieya armstrong butt ".

boy:"yeah she is so fineee to".

by lmaooo finee November 16, 2020

Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.

My name is Jacob Armstrong!

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021

Taylor Armstrong

The screaming woman in the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme.

One would think that Taylor Armstrong would dislike one of her not so fine moments being made into a meme, but she actually expressed her approval upon discovering it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 27, 2023

Tom Armstrong

He is a pedo

Run it’s Tom Armstrong #tomsapedo

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021