elias andres guevara

1.the coolest person in the world. mainly thanks to hiss awesome ability to gain friends 2.a trust worthy person 3. awesome person who loves playing soccer 4. just plain awesome

Look at him he's such an Elias andres Guevara. =

by potatoestohotforyou2354677564 January 24, 2010

stop being such a andre

it means that you should not be little nagging fagot.
the word origins from holland. because that is how young people address people who bitch a lot.

no that aint right ehh ehh you shouldn't do it ehh like that.

yo dude stop being such a andre or imma punch you in the face

by karelklaasen December 17, 2011

Andre M.

The most inbred piece of shit on the earth. No one likes him or cares about him. He will stalk you on facebook and comment on all of your statuses. He is the definition of "stupid ignorant mother fucker" and deserves to die the harshest of deaths.

Andre M. is a faggot
I know, he's a fuckass

by Andrehater21 June 19, 2011

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

Lionel Andres Messi

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD

by The niggling beast January 3, 2023

gay for Peter Andre

When your so gay the only thing you can think of is Peter Andre in the water with his top off

Your so gay for Peter Andre

by Chrispartyboi July 7, 2023

Ariana San Andres

Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.

She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"

Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW

Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS

by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023