Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022

Amber Heard

Amber Heard: a female who often makes false accusations with no evidence or sources and when all of that fails, plays the sexist card.

Her: he was sexually harassing me
Him: what is your proof? He hasn't been anywhere near you
Her: WOW YOU'RE SO SEXIST BECAUSE YOU'RE ASKING ME TO PROVE THAT THIS PERSON WHO HAS NEVER BEEN NEAR ME, SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!
Him: okay Amber Heard

by Blasiandragon June 16, 2022

Amber Heard

Amber Heard (verb.)

When you poop in places where you should not be pooping.

Ex: "Stacy! Why are you Amber Hearding the couch again? This is the fifth time this week!"

"I'm about to Amber Heard all over this d-bag's car. Lol"

by Asurasenkuu May 9, 2022

amber heard

To defecate in the bed.

My ex girlfriend left me an Amber Heard.

verb
discharge feces from the body.
To defecate is defined as to have a bowel movement. When you expel feces, this is an example of a time when you defecate. verb. (now rare) To purge; to pass (something) as excrement.
To go #2 in the bed.

by Supasaiyantarded April 26, 2022

Amber Heard

A person that loves thanking shit on famous people's beds

I got nothing Amber Heard liked pooping ok johnny Depp's bed

by The mega pint of wine May 12, 2022

Amber Heard

When you poop in someone's bed after cutting off the tip of their finger.

Person 1: "My ex screamed at me so I gave them the old Amber Heard."
Person 2: "That sounds like a dangerously toxic relationship"

by Lark Druid May 17, 2022

Amber Heard

1. Term for having a shit in your partners bed, but not limited to.

2. Cockney rhyming for turd.

"How was your date?"

"Mate, she left a huge Amber Heard in the sheets, not seeing her again..."

by PrincessAmy April 27, 2022