Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)
1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.
2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single
1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.
2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single
Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."
Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."
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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"
Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."
Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."
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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"
Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."
by Olive Nick April 18, 2011
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However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.
However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.
Alex: "Bro, why and how is that huge silver frisbee floating in mid air down by the schoolyard?"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"
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Get the ALENA mug.Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
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