almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005

Almor

A bossy little dude that has been known to kill blue blogs and the occasional insubordinates.

See: Renegade Combat

by BBFMilitant March 30, 2005

Almofada temporal

Expressão muito usada por professoras de histologia quando sabem que estão confortáveis com o tempo que passaram na terra. Estão prontas para partir

A minha almofada temporal é vasta

by Blahnk1 November 13, 2020

dutch almond

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.

"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"

by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016

Almor

Also know as Almsy

<BBFl4thal> lol
<BBFAlmor> hey imd!!!
<Imdgr8one> almsy whats up
<BBFAlmor> nm
<BBFl4thal> almsy !!
<BBFl4thal> haha
<BBFl4thal> thats so cute

by Quote Master General March 30, 2005

Almo

Act of spinning around the narrative of a story, article or comment in an untruthful manner to make the subject implausible.

Tyrone: "You see this Article Bob?" *holds up Poll Results* Black men aren't actually that succesful in Dating with white women. You have nothing to fear.

Bob: "This is wrong. In fact most white women crave black men they just dont openly admit it"

Tyrone: "Dont almo me nigga".

by smhtbhfam March 9, 2016

Almost Sexual

Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan

1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!

by scottysullivan October 6, 2006