Alexa

Alexa is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will bash herself and say she's ugly, fat, mean, worthless but never let her think that. If you ever become friends with an Alexa never let her leave. She will always be there for you and fight your demons with you. She's so amazing and will get all the guys. She will always say she's not great, but she's amazing. Always remind her.

I love Alexa. She's just amazing. I don't know what I would do without her.

by ThisIsTheTruthAndIAmNotLying July 1, 2019

Alexa Chink

she looks like a hammerhead that smells like she hasn’t showered 4 daysss. she acts lesbian and sucks toes

ewwww it’s alexa chink !! she smells

by bchanwjzjnxd April 18, 2019

Alexa Broon

Alexa Broon is a nerdy boy. He is very intelligent but incredibly socially awkward and has zero common sense. He also likes to blow Donald Trump.

Girl: Do you know who Alexa Broon is?
Boy: No...
Girl: He didn't eat lunch because he was playing Magic

by hweqouiyst8xyiYIO;LK November 11, 2019

Alexa

She is a great girl and really athletic. Really scared for a realitionship because she always gets played but when the man leaves her he wants her back. She is really self-conscious about her body and the way she looks. She is beautiful and tries her hardest to make people happy. She is kind caring funny stupid but smart and tries her hardest to be happy. When she is sad she makes others happy so they don't have to feel the way she does.

I had Alexa but we broke up and since then something has been missing

by Hjkefddhjgfv November 28, 2019

Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Alexandria Bridge

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

by CandiceR April 1, 2020