Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.
He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.
Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021
Get the Albertmug. Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.
by The future of the future December 10, 2017
Get the albert kungmug. Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.
Albert Ekander is a perfect human
by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022
Get the Albert Ekandermug. albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
by cookthekidz November 9, 2020
Get the albertmug. A teacher's pet. Does his homework the day he gets them and goes and asks the teacher the next day on how to make it better. He is a joke between his friends and they all make fun of him and how smart he is.
Shut the fuck up Albert
by Ziz123 December 7, 2018
Get the Albertmug. John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"
by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022
Get the Albertmug. 