Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."
by Zooted696969 May 20, 2013
(n) A sexual manuver;
While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.
by Rob Rizzle September 06, 2006
it is when the man cums in a womans mouth from getting a blowjob then pushes her head in his cock deep throating her with a tight grip and tells her " I have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis from sleeping with a prostitute" and the woman gets shocked.
tommy:thats a good girl ( Tommy is giving her a alaskan breezer she is not aware of and cums in her mouth.)
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!
by mr annonymous January 10, 2009
whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
by cockblocker123 March 29, 2011
when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.
ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT
a nice serving of alaskan pancakes
a nice serving of alaskan pancakes
by chuey bar March 06, 2009
by ddmrnt April 05, 2009
When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.
by Roger Kilburn October 27, 2007