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chicken abortion 

is a filipino word which is a type of food. It is basically a cooked undeveloped egg of a chick. It is often used as a slang to call someone, it is alo called "balut" but the american troops during the 80's named it chicken abotrion because they are having hard time saying the word "balut"
:hey white boy want some chicken abortion?

:WTF is that?
:just try it !
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Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease

When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.
Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.

Coathanger Abortion 

a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother
a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"
Coathanger Abortion by MarkWatson January 5, 2006

polish abortion 

n. diarrhea. (see also polish prince and polish quints)
Darrin had a polish abortion, having already produced an heir to the throne.
polish abortion by Dags August 8, 2005

Bronchial Abortion 

The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.
That China White was hot shit - i was on it so long it induced a bronchial abortion

Failed Abortion 

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
Failed Abortion by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010

after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.
ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.