by Robnshit June 12, 2018
Get the Aaronmug. Aaron is a class A manipulative person. His insecurities are shown through his emotional and physical abuse towards women. He will build women up and tare them down to make himself feel better. He is jobless, carless, and schmoozes off anyone who has money. He also stalks ex girlfriends.
Girl: hey, is that Aaron?
Friend: Oh, you mean the guy that's been stalking you?
Girl: yeah, he prolly just needs more money. Not today Aaron! Get a job!
Friend: Oh, you mean the guy that's been stalking you?
Girl: yeah, he prolly just needs more money. Not today Aaron! Get a job!
by smartone531 January 14, 2018
Get the Aaronmug. A loser who spent 4 years at the wrong institution and got a shitty degree. People named Aaron tend to love dirty animals like dogs. They are usually douche-bags who watch TV all day long and jack off to pictures of Donald Trump. An Aaron is good at sports and has all the slutty girls on campus. If you fuck an Aaron, you fuck an all star baby
by Dondiego April 19, 2018
Get the Aaronmug. Aaron always riding dick and can't get enough of it he loves cumm and being penetrated and tends to always have a limp dick.
Aaron is a small dick
by Thetruth2411 March 12, 2017
Get the Aaronmug. by James sucs October 2, 2018
Get the Aaronmug. Basically just a god among men. Type of guy that spills lemonade at a restaurant and genuinely feels bad about it so he wipes it up with his all-powerful penis, all with a smile on his face. Type of guy who never misplaces a sock, and always has exact change. He can speak german, in french. An Aaron is constantly told that he is the funniest person that someone has ever met, but he is far too focused on fighting off malicious viruses for the good of mankind to even except the compliment. An Aaron always has the answer but pretends not to sometimes because he doesnt want to be percieved as a know it all. Aarons often come up with catchphrases that other people pick up but he doesnt mind everyone stealing his material because he'll just think up something even more awesome tomorrow. Aarons can spit in to the wind. Aarons can count their chickens beofre they hatch, and then use that number to draw a mural of the meaning of life. An Aaron can lick his own elbow (go ahead, try it you little chump. yep couldnt do it, could you? Youre no fucking Aaron, thats a for sure) Aaron is a traditionally a jewish name but that doesnt stop him from dunking on a full sized basketball hoop, while eating pork.
by HeyImAaron January 11, 2010
Get the AARONmug. Nicest guy in thee universe.(:
He always knows how to make you laugh & smile. Whenever your feeling down, he is always there to cheer you up.((;
Very cute, awesome, & athletic. When you find a blonde haired, Aaron, sometimes short, Make sure you do anything to keep him in your life, losing him will end you life once and for all.(:
He always knows how to make you laugh & smile. Whenever your feeling down, he is always there to cheer you up.((;
Very cute, awesome, & athletic. When you find a blonde haired, Aaron, sometimes short, Make sure you do anything to keep him in your life, losing him will end you life once and for all.(:
by randompersonn. January 17, 2012
Get the Aaron(:mug.