Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

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Andre

A sexy Colombian/Puerto Rican teen. Has a twin and loves art. Andre loves red and sheep. Hes the sexiest creature alive on this planet. Many know him as "Sexy" or "Spaz". His birthdate is July 13, 1992.

Beware of Andre, ladies. He's a shmexybeast!

Oh. & HIS BEST FRIEND IS GLORY.

Omg did u see Andre? He is like the finest thing EVER!

Omg look at Andre, he's so sexy the way he walks and gives all the ladies that "look".

Dammmn.. I think I'm gay now, just looking at that fine human being named Andre.

by Spaaaaaaaz February 10, 2009

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Lionel Andres Messi

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD

by The niggling beast January 3, 2023

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Ariana San Andres

Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.

She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"

Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW

Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS

by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023

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