Andre

A sexy Colombian/Puerto Rican teen. Has a twin and loves art. Andre loves red and sheep. Hes the sexiest creature alive on this planet. Many know him as "Sexy" or "Spaz". His birthdate is July 13, 1992.

Beware of Andre, ladies. He's a shmexybeast!

Oh. & HIS BEST FRIEND IS GLORY.

Omg did u see Andre? He is like the finest thing EVER!

Omg look at Andre, he's so sexy the way he walks and gives all the ladies that "look".

Dammmn.. I think I'm gay now, just looking at that fine human being named Andre.

by Spaaaaaaaz February 11, 2009

Andre M.

The most inbred piece of shit on the earth. No one likes him or cares about him. He will stalk you on facebook and comment on all of your statuses. He is the definition of "stupid ignorant mother fucker" and deserves to die the harshest of deaths.

Andre M. is a faggot
I know, he's a fuckass

by Andrehater21 June 19, 2011

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 13, 2019

Lionel Andres Messi

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD

by The niggling beast January 04, 2023

Ariana San Andres

Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.

She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"

Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW

Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS

by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023

andre markell mccreary

A sexy man who has hazel eyes and can turn a women on just by looking at them.

Did you see Andre Markell Mccreary, My panties got so wet when he looked at me.

by JessicaClay August 25, 2018

gay for Peter Andre

When your so gay the only thing you can think of is Peter Andre in the water with his top off

Your so gay for Peter Andre

by Chrispartyboi July 07, 2023