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Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.
"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"
by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018
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cherry shirt

When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon
"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."
by Karnaca April 18, 2014
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Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!
Emily save shirt crab for later!
by Shirt crab May 21, 2018
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Seemee shirt

A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field
OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site
by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020
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birthday shirt

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.
I got my birthday shirt on...off....
by Oboe123 February 19, 2018
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showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.
Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.
by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 9, 2021
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