safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!
by Christinesavoie June 30, 2019
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safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.
"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"
by Lifeofloaf January 17, 2017
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Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.
Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.
by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022
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safety d

(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.
"Sarah and I broke up months ago but I'm still her safety D on occasional Friday nights."
by Hunal11 March 04, 2014
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Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.
"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"
by greatjofo March 01, 2025
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safety dough

the amount of money u comfortable with when going for a night out
got 300 bucks as safety dough for clubbing tonight and for a McDonald's after
by chco February 18, 2022
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safety dough

the amount of money you comfortable with having when going for a night out or trip
got 300 bucks as my safety dough for the club tonight
by chco February 18, 2022
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