by Evil Lemon August 20, 2006
Get the Evil Fruitsmug. by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007
Get the Fruit Loadermug. When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017
Get the ripe fruitmug. A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.
"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"
"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"
"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
by Oh nooes May 3, 2019
Get the Couch fruitmug. A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.
by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008
Get the Compassion fruitmug. yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)
by anonymous July 12, 2018
Get the fruit leathersmug. by TrippyKat July 16, 2021
Get the Juicy fruitmug.