When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.
After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014
Quiz bowl (or quizbowl) is a game that is similar to Jeopardy but with teams and more academic questions, most popular among high school and college students in the United States. Since getting good at it requires a lot of time, practice, and intense studying, a school's quizbowl team is typically insular and close-knit.
Person 1: Hey you around to chill tonight?
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame
Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?
Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame
Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?
Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd
by whogivesafuck69 August 28, 2019
A method of lighting a bowl wherein one completes a full circle with the lighter, eliminating any chances of greens for the next person in the rotation.
The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.
Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.
The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.
Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.
"It cool if I Josh the bowl dude?"
"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."
or
"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."
"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."
"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."
or
"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."
"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."
by observant smoker619 November 26, 2011
a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex
Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean
by slytherin=dirty July 27, 2010
Friend 1: Yo, wanna share a bowl?
Friend 2: Dude we've smoked three each already.
Friend 1: You're no fun.
Friend 2: Hey man, never said I didn't want to;))))))))
*you pack a bowl*
Friend 2: Dude we've smoked three each already.
Friend 1: You're no fun.
Friend 2: Hey man, never said I didn't want to;))))))))
*you pack a bowl*
by sadie duncan August 11, 2017
by emm aka bella April 17, 2010
Much like Champion's League Finals to Europeans, the Super Bowl is the ultimate climax of a NFL season and also a big deal to many Americans. And because of the nature of the game, the game has became a gigantic eye magnet, so advertisers will get the chance to put advertisements and celebrities will try to get on the stage for the half time show, and so there will be a lot of discussions surrounding the half time show and the ads, and sometimes even more than the game itself.
European: Could you explain to me what is Super Bowl?
American: It's like the climax of the whole (American) football season, where two strongest teams will compete against each other, it's much like Champion's League Finals to you guys.
American: It's like the climax of the whole (American) football season, where two strongest teams will compete against each other, it's much like Champion's League Finals to you guys.
by CTRLee February 05, 2013