April 18

National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!

Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!

by Haterofhomophics March 24, 2021

December 18

If you were born on this day you have a huge dick or your Pussy gets rlly wet during sex.

Damn that bitch I fucked last night was a December 18th

by Fusion academy October 16, 2019

October 18

On October 18 you have to kiss your bestfriend on the lips because it’s on a Friday

Bro it’s October 18

by crackhead🥵💕. October 15, 2019

November 18

Beautiful, strong, smart girls are born. a queen. usually lgbtq.

MY GUY- when is your birthday?
GAL- november 18th
MY GUY- that’s why you are so cool

by Noahk3 October 29, 2019

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

February 18

If you were born on this day you are a complete vacuum, you eat all the food in 0.0000000000000001 seconds

Man 1: Yo, this guy was born on February 18
Man 2: Bro, I'm that hungry, let me make him eat all the food

by the man34 February 23, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021