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miramar beach

This is where the true hardcore beach party people go.
Fuck henderson beach, or the jettys. i mean, who the hell wants to see a bunch of rocks?

Surfside, all three majestic suns, ariel dunes, grand dunes, edgewater, sandestin, hilton, empress, maravilla, leeward key. THE WHALES TAIL! Thousands of drunk tourists all come together to have a good time.

everyone from everywhere in the country comes to vacation where we live. destin, niceville, fwb, and freeport can all suck it when they say they live on the beach, because the real pimps actually reside in miramar beach.
Sceezer 1: You know, they say destin is a cool place to go during spring break...lots of hot local guys and poppin clubs.

Yea well were actually going to miramar beach, which is the best part of "destin"
by cslakka November 25, 2009
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Newport Beach

A city in Orange County, California; home to most of the rich, conservative jerks that make up Orange County's power base and shadow government. The cosmetic surgery capital of Orange County and white collar crime capital of the United States. The typical Newport Beach resident is a Rabid Republican with Money (the most damaging kind) and wishes that Ronnie Reagan was still President. Like many of the rich and entitled, residents live by the credo "Do as I say and not as I do." To fill the empty void in their lives, the women spend their days in the vapid pursuit of material goods and bigger and better boobs; the men spend their days snorting coke, screwing their wives' girlfriends, and practicing crony capitalism; and the children spend their days smoking pot, surfing, and hating their parents (who they will of course grow up to emulate).
The city, on behalf of and with generous assistance from its wealthy residents, tried to engineer the building of a huge, noisy, and polluting international airport at the abandoned El Toro Marine Base adjacent to neighboring Irvine. These Bush Pioneers/Assholes claimed that the unnecessary airport dangerously close to the Santa Ana mountain range was "sorely needed" and would create "thousands of jobs"; in actuality they believed that jets should fly over Irvine's middle class homes and not their own. As part of the scheme the recently remodeled, taxpayer-financed airport next to Newport would have been converted into a small craft facility to be used primarily by themselves. However, Orange County voters refused to be hoodwinked or allow their property values to be undermined and the airport was resoundingly defeated, and the base zoned for parkland and annexed by the city of Irvine.
Thanks to putrid TV program "The O.C.," half of America thinks that all of Orange County is like Newport Beach (the other half think it is like the putrid "Laguna Beach"). This misconception serves as a wellspring of rage and shame to Orange County's more literal-minded residents.
The residents of Newport Beach tried to make airplanes fly over my house, and for that I will always despise them.
"The O.C." is only accurate to the extent that it represents people from Newport Beach.
by WhooooAreYouuuu June 11, 2006
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Virginia Beach

2nd biggest city in Virginia with close to half a million population reaching over a million in the summer.

Lots of Rappers from here

Pharell, Missy Elliot, Clipse, Neptunes, Timbaland and others that I forgot
also has a lot of hip hop clubs at night
by RapperX October 31, 2004
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Laguna Beach

1. A beach town in Orange County, California.

2. Home.

3. According to the Travel Channel, the Best All-Around Beach Town of 2005.

4. A show on MTV.

5. A haven for the Arts. For example, Home of the Pageant of the Masters.

6. Home of the Wyland World Headquarters.
I saw Laguna Beach on MTV and the Travel Channel, and I want to go there to see the Pagent of the Masters and the Wyland Gallery!
by JNJ March 15, 2005
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beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
by ricemond December 6, 2003
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Laguna Beach

A good reason why we should raise the riches taxes.
Laguna Beach is the perfect example of what happens when you don't tax them enough
by Syphilys September 18, 2006
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Virginia Beach

The best and largest populated city in virginia with populations reaching 500,000. Very diverse. The ocean front is very popular for locals and tourists from across the east coast. Not the best beach but great for entertainment. Major tourist city. In the 757, or the 7 cities of Hampton Roads
Boy: Where do you wanna go for Spring Break?
Girl: Virginia Beach all the way! THey have great entertainment
by VB757Rae May 21, 2011
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