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plunk

a small sample of dried semen within the urethra, just below the japs eye causing temporary multi-directional urination
Eee had just pulled one off over Susan Boyle again but at his age his 'come muscles' were not what they used to be and his jizz just dribbled out. An hour later and busting for a post come piss, he went to the bathroom but a 'plunk' meant he manged to not only pee in the bowl but up the curtains and on the floor simultaneously.
by the testicle team November 27, 2013
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Pronk

A breed of bird
Human: Yo Pronk
Pronk: I’m a bird
by 0.26272517736628 December 14, 2018
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Blank Plank

Dutch slang for a white girl or boy which has no ass in their pants.
Dude:That girls is a Blank Plank.
Dude2: Yeah I know
by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007
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Jerk Plank

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
by jerkmaster May 22, 2008
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Plunk

When a can of hairspray slips into an anus.
"Aaron totally sat down and did plunk"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah WHEY!!!!"
by Wilfred Foo March 5, 2008
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phonk

The feeling that you get when you burp and fart at the same time.
1. I just had a realy satisfying phonk.

2. Yeah, I know, you tried to do it in my mouth until I realized what you were doing and stopped you!
by Steve-oDay1 February 20, 2009
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plook

A lazy, ugly person that does something to annoy you.
Luis: Hey, I was on the computer.
Anne: Sorry, Luis, but you went to the bathroom and now I'm on it.
Luis: You're such a plook.
by Hilda and Macaroni Onions September 21, 2005
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