a small sample of dried semen within the urethra, just below the japs eye causing temporary multi-directional urination
Eee had just pulled one off over Susan Boyle again but at his age his 'come muscles' were not what they used to be and his jizz just dribbled out. An hour later and busting for a post come piss, he went to the bathroom but a 'plunk' meant he manged to not only pee in the bowl but up the curtains and on the floor simultaneously.
by the testicle team November 27, 2013
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by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007
Get the Blank Plank mug.The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
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Get the Plunk mug.1. I just had a realy satisfying phonk.
2. Yeah, I know, you tried to do it in my mouth until I realized what you were doing and stopped you!
2. Yeah, I know, you tried to do it in my mouth until I realized what you were doing and stopped you!
by Steve-oDay1 February 20, 2009
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Anne: Sorry, Luis, but you went to the bathroom and now I'm on it.
Luis: You're such a plook.
Anne: Sorry, Luis, but you went to the bathroom and now I'm on it.
Luis: You're such a plook.
by Hilda and Macaroni Onions September 21, 2005
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