When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian
by DJ WaffleIron March 09, 2011
by punk rock princess March 02, 2005
When you look so good in your shoes and have to much pride to take them off because you know being sexy sometimes hurts. Go girl! bend&snap
LOSO:
"Louis Vuitton shoes, she got too much pride
Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide
Looking good has it's sacrifices"
"Louis Vuitton shoes, she got too much pride
Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide
Looking good has it's sacrifices"
by six.ten October 10, 2010
Giving someone an enema with your shoe. This includes but is not limited to: A boot, high heels, sneakers, chucks, track spikes, and all forms of footwear.
by flemdaddy November 10, 2008
Milk shoes is when you are so poor you have to cut up old plastic milk containers and wear them as shoes.
Kody: Dude... I need to make me a new pair of milk shoes
Matt: Word up bitch. Thems lookin raggedy.
Derek: Hell yeah.
Matt: Word up bitch. Thems lookin raggedy.
Derek: Hell yeah.
by Matt and Kody and Derek January 12, 2005
an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife
jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!
joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!
joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
by bob4real April 05, 2011
by larvin June 15, 2008