Cum

1.(n) white fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Leanne Zammit and a tube of lotion.

1. Man last night I got cum all over Leanne's nipples.

by Guinea56 May 27, 2018

Cum

Frosting out of your icecream rod.

I wacked my "ice-cream" cone, and my "CUM" came out.

by I wanked 7 times a day before July 27, 2021

Cum

Dude once that sciggly thing hit her egg you are screwed

Jack , i'm cumming i'm cumming!!!!!!!!! Heidi, Jack Jack fuck me fuck me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! several months later Heidi, jack I've got some bad news i'm pregnant

by Labatiste June 28, 2011

cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

cum

sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing

Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!

by dylansmith January 31, 2007

CUM

Noun - Vulgar Slang cum /kʌm/ - the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract.
WHITE HONEY OF FEMALE, HONEY MOON, CREAM

I think I'm going to cum!

by eliasRNjB November 21, 2009

Cummed

Its when you get happy and Cum

widepeepohappy I Cummed!

by widepeepohappy August 21, 2019