mole-ing

When you and a buddy are banging the living shit out of some chick, one in the bush and one in the tush, and you feel your cocks bump into each other inside of her.. (no, this does not make you gay....there's just enough of some sort of her inner tissue separating your moles to disqualify gay-ness) . Variations include: mole hole-ing, blind mole-ing, one eyed mole-ing etc.

"Holy fuck! We were mole-ing that chick so hard I felt for sure we would rupture something inside her!

by Wordperv July 09, 2014

hu-ing

Serial sessions of hooking-up. Regular meetups with a f*ck buddy.

Sexually frustrated Sam and Joni kept away message stalking each other till they decided that even though they didn't want to commit to dating, they were reading for hu-ing, like all the tiiiime.

by goddess bertha November 22, 2007

bro-ing

(verb) To bro.

hey man, we're bro-ing right now!

by jartg September 29, 2008

Hitler-ing

A prank common among guys sleeping in some kind of dorm: where the last person awake rubs shit on their finger and rubs it under their sleeping freinds nose giving them a Hitler Moustache

I kicked him out of my apartment, he kept hitler-ing me.

by psycho-punk84 February 18, 2010

sofa-ing

The act, e.g. sport of ones ass not leaving the sofa for extended periods of time. Usually found in conjuction with surfing the web and multiple channels on the television with a multifunction remote control. Most times person is found with blank look in eyes

Steve has been sofa-ing all week since his extended rave weekend.

Amy's depression, has brought on an extended sofa-ing marathon.

by Jo Francis April 01, 2010

Bale-ing

when a woman yells at a man's penis and criticizes it until it becomes aroused.

he wouldn't get hard so i started Bale-ing him and it did the trick.

by davesteve July 28, 2010

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 10, 2022