Urban Dictionary

Offers user-made definitions of stupid words and is not a reliable service. If you go to Urban Dictionary for actual definitions, you are stupid and deserve what's coming to you.

Ugh, Jane thinks I hate her 'cause I said I'd spoon her. She read spooning was something bad on Urban Dictionary.

by MakiMura April 22, 2019

Urban dictionary

This

This is urban dictionary

by Gun December 23, 2024

Urban Dictionary is Written For You

+ Define a word

* Scrolls through Urban dictionary *
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."

by AllICanSayIsViolin November 30, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.

Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.

Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"

Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!

by jerseyboijulius June 26, 2018

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Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.

Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"

by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021

Urban dictionary

stupid

Urban dictionary is stupid and it can suck my platonic cock

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

As Reliable As Wikipedia

Wait this can't be blank noo I hate you Urban Dictionary

by Gaming Raptor December 15, 2017