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left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
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Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.
Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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Cheering on people's deaths

Is no different than advocating for the death penalty.
Hym "Cheering on people's deaths is proof that you ALSO want your political enemies dead. Why is it that you think advocating for it is worse? I mean, if you're like Frankie over there, you don't just want them to die but you want them to live a miserable life and die in disgrace and you want YOU to be directly responsible for them having to love a miserable life. Which is just a slower and more sadistic way of killing someone. You're just a big of piece of shit as they are. Don't delude yourself. Rest in piss? Remember that? You're only not advocating for their death to escape liability. And no other reason"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2024
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Dark Chocolate People

A person who looks like they are entirely made out of Dark chocolate, especially dark chocolate.
Now what were they called again..... Oh I know it! Those kind of people are called Dark Chocolate People!
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
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the best people on Earth

Cathie and Michael McGowan, parents of Patrick Spector McGowan.
Oh wow it's true, according to Urban Dictionary, it says here that Cathie and Michael McGowan are the best people on Earth.
by localman2007 June 23, 2024
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5 homeless people

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not
i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon
by I like penguinssss July 4, 2024
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