I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

God-BanBan

A holy version of BanBan from the hit game Garten Of BanBan has a halo and is white, with yellow banbaleena being his wife. Together they created the universe of garten of banban and all of the creatures in it. In the 22 Century they created versions of themselves that were blessed and descended into the kindergarten to reunite all of the monsters in there.

I heard God-BanBan created the world, I recently started praying to him and created a cult around him.

by Hahaplop123 July 21, 2024

God

so basically a guy called squid also known as Syd

he is god because amazing and everything

tammy: Squid ur fully god

squid: yes ik

by sqx1d January 8, 2022

God

The eternal first cause of the universe.

Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO

by ThatGuyWhoGot1000thGodDef August 17, 2021

god

a person... I think

is god a person?

by CumSlayer February 24, 2022

God Tier

A term that describes a wristwatch that represents the epitome of horological mastery, superiority, and prestige, such as Casio and Rolex.

Person A: "What do ya think of my new God Tier watch?"

Person B: "Take that fuckin piece of shit Hublot and shove it up your arse! Your parents...need - fuckin to re-raise you!"

by ihatetrucksandicantread June 11, 2022