god church

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.

Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off

by santa is not real April 22, 2018

Kik god

Blanca

“Hey do you know Blanca?”

“Yes, who doesn’t? She’s the kik god.”

by kikgoddess December 27, 2017

Gods water

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.

How's that Gods water taste boy?

by Akdicjsbdkdjciskdjdof March 28, 2017

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

ice god

a bitch and a dick

fuck you ice god!!!!

by yt7dyupw980jvigyfeuopicjppweo April 5, 2017

The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017